Lame excuse for a bunch of lame ducks

The good burghers of the Liberal party are going to stick their collective heads together and ponder where everything is going wrong. In a unique inversion of recent Liberal machinations, the Federal leadership in the person of Brendan Nelson is not invited. In explaining the omission of His Hairship, Victorian Liberal leader (and now senior budgie-smuggler following the post-election demise of Peter Debnam) Ted Bailleu said that Nelson had not been elected when the invitations went out.

That seemed a little trite, given that Queensland's bunch of herded cats changed its leader after the elevation of Nelson to the Federal leadership. The new leader, Mark McArdle, appears to have been invited. Precisely what advice Mr McArdle, the compromise one step removed from the old Athenian 'draw straws' method could offer remains moot. Given the Nationals are trying to absorb the Liberals, it probably is not going to be on the subject of electoral viability. Furthermore, the newly minted Western Australian opposition leader, Troy Buswell, gets the pleasure of a phone-hook up. Troy-boy was elected last week, presumably on the basis of polls which showed that people want to vote for the Libs, it is just that the leadership is mediocre at best. After saying he needed more experience, the next story was Buswell's election. Apparently he needed only a couple of hours.

Apparently Nelson will call his own meeting later in the year to discuss the party's future direction. Which is fine, except it looks horribly like his fellow leaders are plotting whether they actually think he is in their best interests and that he announced his conference in response to theirs. That an octet of leadership with the collective colour of a miso-soup menu left him off their bill and that Nelson could not put a stop to this meeting and re-direct discussions onto his agenda shows a remarkable loss of coherency in the party and a marked lack of respect for the leader. Perhaps Liberal state leaders are left in a quandary: having determined public service provision was not their bag, and with the federal parties encroaching on their areas of traditional responsibility, they do not actually know where they fit in the modern political landscape. In that light, it would make sense to have a provincial level conference of leaders. However, given the discussion is about the essential role played by Liberal parties at all levels of the process, both practically and philosophically, and that Nelson has considerably more experience of anything close to power than most of his counterparts, his omission sends a not so subtle message.